At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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