I swear she didn't look like that last week.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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