When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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