How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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