I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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