I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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