He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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