I just saw a hot homeless man
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
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