porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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