Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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