I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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