sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
