I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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