my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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