Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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