I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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