I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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