Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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