i think i have herpe
just one?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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