he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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