Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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