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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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