here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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