My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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