Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
