My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We don't watch enough power rangers
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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