ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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