So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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