I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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