I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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