Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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