I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
