We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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You pole danced in your parka.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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