Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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