You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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