We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize