I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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