You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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