Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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