Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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