Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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