He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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