WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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