why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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