I want to stick my p in your. b.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He did a backflip because drugs
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