The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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