do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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