Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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