you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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