i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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