Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
love makes seman taste better
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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