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• (301): View more from Maryland

  When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...

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  New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass

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  fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.

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• (707): View more from California

  The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots

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  Cant promise that last part. I won't die though

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.

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