I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza