on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me