Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I look better un-naked...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?