i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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