this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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