Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
